MummyMetaller

Some weird fucking goblin looking hermit thing that lives in England, & despite popular belief is female, I have the boobs & everything to prove it (despite constantly getting mistaken for a bloke) Also I pushed three smaller versions of myself out of me over the years & they've just been kind of hanging around me ever since & relying on me to provide sustenance for some reason... ...Also a heads up because I fucking swear a fucking lot....... Fuckers...